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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
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There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the
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The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religiou
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If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
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Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
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America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anyth
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There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.
P. J. O'Rourke:
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial
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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a
P. J. O'Rourke:
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
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P. J. O'Rourke:
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.P. J. O'Rourke:
There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes theP. J. O'Rourke:
The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religiouP. J. O'Rourke:
If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.P. J. O'Rourke:
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.P. J. O'Rourke:
America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anythP. J. O'Rourke:
There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.P. J. O'Rourke:
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financialP. J. O'Rourke:
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over aP. J. O'Rourke:
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.