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Once you're a felon you're a target.
Tommy Chong
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Once you're a felon you're a target.
Once you're a felon you're a target.
Once you're a felon you're a target.
Once you're a felon you're a target.
Once you're a felon you're a target.
Once you're a felon you're a target.
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Tommy Chong:
I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime.Tommy Chong:
I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I marTommy Chong:
I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny.Tommy Chong:
Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedyTommy Chong:
The trouble when you're doing something illegal is that you know what you're doing. You're lying toTommy Chong:
The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil.Tommy Chong:
Music has always been a big part of Cheech & Chong's career, so it's just natural. You know, I wasTommy Chong:
The way jazz works is that we take a theme, and then we write using the same structure, same chordTommy Chong:
When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went toTommy Chong:
I know the musical world as well as I know the comedy world.