People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

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• Jerry Seinfeld:

  Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

• Jerry Seinfeld:

  That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

• Jerry Seinfeld:

  A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

• Jerry Seinfeld:

  My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

• Jerry Seinfeld:

  To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

• Jerry Seinfeld:

  Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

• Jerry Seinfeld:

  I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.

• Jerry Seinfeld:

  I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped.

• Jerry Seinfeld:

  You can be passionate about anything.

• Jerry Seinfeld:

  Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.