The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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• Henny Youngman:

  If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

• Henny Youngman:

  I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

• Henny Youngman:

  If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

• Henny Youngman:

  Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a wee

• Henny Youngman:

  I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

• Henny Youngman:

  What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

• Henny Youngman:

  Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little

• Henny Youngman:

  I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

• Henny Youngman:

  My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

• Henny Youngman:

  Take my wife... Please!