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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but
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