The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

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• Dave Barry:

  Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television with

• Dave Barry:

  I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

• Dave Barry:

  For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

• Dave Barry:

  The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

• Dave Barry:

  What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

• Dave Barry:

  Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer

• Dave Barry:

  Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

• Dave Barry:

  I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer

• Dave Barry:

  'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

• Dave Barry:

  Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would