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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart
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