Steve Martin quotes and aphorisms about how Steve Martin ,, I wish I could do a lot of things different. I'm not going to tell you what they are, but if I had ... Steve Martin ,, I would get records by Earl Scruggs... I would tune my banjo down and I'd pick out the songs note b... Steve Martin Steve Martin ,, No matter how many times people say it - 'Oh, I'm just writing this for myself' 'Oh, I'm just doing... Steve Martin Steve Martin ,, When I first started doing my comedy act, I just desperately needed material. So I took literally e...