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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
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