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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
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George Carlin:
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.George Carlin:
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.George Carlin:
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.George Carlin:
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.George Carlin:
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.George Carlin:
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.George Carlin:
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.George Carlin:
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.George Carlin:
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.George Carlin:
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.