Humor is reason gone mad.

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• Groucho Marx:

  A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

• Groucho Marx:

  I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television ever

• Groucho Marx:

  The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

• Groucho Marx:

  Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

• Groucho Marx:

  I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

• Groucho Marx:

  My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you

• Groucho Marx:

  Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child.

• Groucho Marx:

  I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

• Groucho Marx:

  A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

• Groucho Marx:

  I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library