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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' s
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' s
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' s
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' s
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' s
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' s
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